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So, seeing that they were serious I left and slept in a study room. So, I decided to share Adult, Jokes, Funny, Motivational, Music Lovers. And when all those elements come together in perfect harmony, you get stories like the ones below. I was like, is he about to bench press me, or do me? I quickly grabbed him to head into the shower with me without any explination because I had no idea what to do. Wake up in the morning with a note on the table saying 'Hey, didn't want to sleep on the couch, call me if you wantto get breakfast. After we had sex I got up and went to pee, and almost passed out from shock. I vaguely remember the sex, but from what I remember I enjoyed it.
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Â In high school I really liked this kid, so did every other girl. Nothing about our sexual experience was awkward except that fact that I left his house with a limp. She hops a lyft to my place around midnight and we grab a quick drink at the bar across the street. My funniest tinder horror stories, but about tinder. Later that night we went out to the club and met these Australian guys. I said lol I have to work, she says she's horny, I said come over.
Everybody loves funny hookup story a good story about awkward college hookups to remind them of their glory days! I agreed that was a good idea since we didnt think the striper would show up anyway. The way his apartment was laid out, two of the rooms one of which was his were connected by a bathroom. He kept asking what happened and as embarrassed as I was I told him. They came up anyway and we akwardly all sat in my living room. It was just my luck that all the doors were locked and I realized I had left my phone in his room.